Survival Supplies: Water Storage and Purification

July 10, 2009

In any survival or disaster situation clean, drinkable water is one of the most important commodities.  It’s not necessarily the most immediate concern.  Depending on the climate, the lack of a warm fire might kill you before you even get thirsty.  But I think water should be the absolute top priority in any disaster survival plan.

With a little know-how, fire and shelter can be improvised almost anywhere, with any number of materials. Water, on the other hand, is one of the hardest things to obtain when you need it, and one of the easiest things to prepare for in advance.  One hour after reading this article, for under $50, you can have a month’s worth of safe drinking water ready to go.  This is the top survival priority because it’s the only one you can master today.

We often forget water’s value because it’s piped right into our homes, purified and dirt cheap.  You can even filter tap water further, or buy it distilled at any grocery store, for pennies a gallon.  The real trick is storing it, and single gallon jugs are not the way to go.  There are three good qualities in a water storage container:

  • Keeps your water as close as possible to its original condition when you stored it.
  • Fits the most water into the smallest space for easy storage and transport.
  • Quick to load in case you need to leave your home suddenly.

Single gallon jugs don’t have any of these.  They’re meant to be disposable, so their thin material absorbs impurities from the environment.  Their odd shape and small capacity take up too much space.  And in an emergency, you’ll have to move them one gallon at a time.  They’re not very stackable, either, so even if you have time to load them, you probably won’t have room.

The game becomes getting the amount of storage you need that fits the requirements above, as cheaply as possible.  I think about it in terms of cost per gallon.  You can buy 30+ gallon drums, but they’re surprisingly costly, and you will never be able to load it into a vehicle.  I found the best solution is a cube-ish container holding 8 gallons or less.  Water weighs 8 pounds per gallon, so anything more is impossible to lift without extra tools.

So without further ado, I give you the best options I’ve found:

This six gallon container isn't very stackable, but it's easy to carry.

This six gallon container isn't very stackable, but it's easy to carry.

This container is a pain in the ass to carry, but you can't beat the cube shape and stackability.

This container is a pain in the ass to carry, but you can't beat the cube shape and stackability.

While I’m not a big fan of Wal-Mart, these are the same high-quality water containers you can get at sporting goods stores like Bass Pro Shop and Cabela’s, but much cheaper.  The first holds 6 gallons, weighing under 50 pounds when full.  The slim form makes it easy to carry one in each hand if you can.  It’s also easier to carry if the larger container’s extra 8 pounds of water is too daunting.  It’s $10 at Wal-Mart.

The blue container, Reliance’s Aqua-Tainer 7 gallon water container, is my favorite.  At $11 (Wal-Mart price, other places are $18) it’s slightly cheaper per gallon, and it’s stackable.  The cube shape also makes them easier to fit in car trunks, the back of the van, wherever.  They’re stackable, and I have a reasonably flat surface to stack other supplies on top of them.

Wal-Mart is cheapest, but their inventory is potluck. Bass Pro Shop costs more, but you can buy all you need at once. If you shop at Wal-Mart already, I recommend picking up what they have available whenever you go, until you have enough.  They can be found with camping gear, which can be found in sporting goods all year, and also near the front of the store during summer months.

For around $50, you can buy enough of either container to supply one person with water for a month – one gallon per day.  For a few more bucks, you can refill those containers with water from a lake or stream, and purify them.  Here’s how:

  1. Buy Regular Clorox Bleach. I can’t stress this enough, do NOT get any fancier type, they have detergents and chemicals that make them unsafe to drink.
  2. Filter questionable water through whatever you have handy – coffee filters or clean clothing work well.
  3. Add 8 drops of bleach per gallon of water, and let it stand for 30 minutes to kill any bacteria the water may have.
  4. If you smell a slight chlorine scent, like a pool, it’s working.  If not, add another 8 drops per gallon, and wait another 30 minutes.

Plain bleach (Clorox is the only brand I’m sure of) is perfectly safe to consume in these doses, and a much better option than drinking questionable water.  One note, a better option than bleach is to boil water, but I’d rather have the bleach on hand just in case boiling isn’t an option.  For a few bucks, why wouldn’t you?

This is enough water for my large family, for five days.

This is enough water for my large family, for five days.

Due to the money I’ve spent on other survival endeavors (the gun being the most costly) I plan to gradually build up my water stores.  I have a large family to provide for, so these containers are only enough for a five day supply.  The government recommends a 3-day supply for emergencies, but I’ d like to build up to at least a couple weeks worth.  I imagine that during a disaster, the containers themselves will be a hot commodity, and I can trade some for other survival supplies, if needed.

Screw it, on my next pay check I’ll probably spend the $100 to round out my water supply.  It really is the cheapest and easiest of survival measures.

NRA Membership

July 9, 2009

Yesterday I received my NRA membership card (and a lot of other NRA paper) in the mail.  So I’m officially a card-carrying member!  I joined online back on June 30, and I had a feeling the card was coming because a couple days prior I received this nifty hat:

Need to know if I'm an NRA member?  Just read this nifty hat.

Need to know if I'm an NRA member? Just read this nifty hat.

But joining the NRA isn’t all gift hats and decals for your back window.  It’s about supporting your right to bear arms.  I love how some people just dismiss the 2nd Amendment as a leftover scrap from revolutionary days.  Why?  Because we’re too “modern” and sophisticated to worry about things like invading countries or violent criminals, right?  Wars don’t happen to us, we’re Americans!

Throughout history, civilizations have cycled in and out of prosperity, but everyone always thinks the time they live in is different.  It’s not.  We were attacked on our own soil on 9/11.  Luckily the threat of outside invaders seemed to rally people into working together instead of against each other.  Katrina was another matter, with rampant theft, looting, and violence.  I wonder how many people would have wished for the security of a basic firearm as they played the urban survival game, hiking their families and belongings to shelters?

Things will not get better right away.  The current economic climate is still crashing, and we will see levels of desperation in people that we haven’t had to deal with before.  During depressions, many more people find themselves with a “legitimate” reason to steal.  And the more you’ve prepared yourself and your family, the more someone has to gain by robbing you of your supplies, and possibly your life.

I’m glad I live in a state that allows concealed carry.  I plan to get the permit very soon.  Ideally, I wouldn’t need a permit with my name and fingerprints on file, but I’ll take what I can get.  What if just one in four people carried a weapon?  Criminals would think twice about robbing a business when chances are excellent some of the victims will be armed as well as they are.  And how far would the vigilante shooters at Virginia Tech and the Omaha mall have gotten if just one of the dozens of people they terrorized had the firepower and basic marksmanship to take them down?

I get fired up about this stuff.  I’ll end with one final fact.  Stricter gun laws only restrict law abiding citizens. They don’t keep guns out of the hands of criminals.  Concealed carry laws are a great example.  Anyone who ever robbed a store at gunpoint didn’t care about breaking the concealed carry law.  But the unarmed victims did.  That doesn’t seem fair.

Survivalist 550 Paracord (Parachute Cord) Braided Belt

July 8, 2009
Survivalist 550 mil spec paracord braided belt

Survivalist 550 mil spec paracord braided belt

UPDATE: Please read about my new and improved paracord survival belt!

I know what you’re thinking, and it goes a little something like this:

“How can I combine my survival skills, fashion sense, and need to hold up my pants into one beautiful, functional work of art?”

The answer, my friend, is the survivalist belt.  It’s braided out of 550 mil-spec paracord.  That’s parachute cord, to the layman.  It’s worth explaining the value of paracord itself before we continue.

Government-approved parachute cord is one of the cheapest, strongest, and most genius ropes out there.  Weighing about half a pound per 100 feet and measuring just a quarter inch thick, this heavy duty nylon cord is strong, resists mold, and is easy to carry anywhere.  You can buy 100 feet for $7-10.

The key to 550 parachute cord’s strength is its construction.  The core is made of 14 strands of nylon, paired off and twisted to form 7 strands which each have a strength rating of over 35 pounds.  They are covered in a nylon sheath that makes the cord smooth, and adds to the overall strength.

The survival uses for paracord are many.  You can use the rope to build strong shelter, traps, suspend supplies above ground, and make repairs.  You can even separate the paracord into its individual strands for sewing, stiches, or fishing line.  Next to a quality knife, this is one of the best survival tools.

A survivalist belt braided from 550 paracord is a great way to carry about 60 feet of this wonder cord with you everywhere.  I made one last night in a couple hours while I caught up on some television.  This was my first attempt, so I’m sure I’ll get faster.  And after trying it on, nobody would know it wasn’t made in a factory somewhere in China.  It also happens to be the most comfortable belt I’ve ever worn.  Parachute cord is soft, with just a little bit of stretchiness.

The knots for a paracord belt are simple to start.  Just fold the strands in half and loop them through the buckle.

The knots for a paracord belt are simple to start. Just fold the strands in half and loop them through the buckle.

I started with a 100-foot hank of paracord, an old belt buckle, a knife, a lighter, and electrical tape.  I used the knife to cut five strands of paracord, each 14 feet in length.  The number of strands you can fit is limited by the size of your buckle, so only cut what you need.  That left me with about 30 feet of paracord to spare.  I used the lighter to singe and melt the freshly cut tips, so that they don’t fray.  A few seconds to melt the tips is all it takes.

Next, I folded each strand in half, and looped it through the buckle as shown in the picture to the left.  That gave me 10 strands to braid.  To start, twist the middle two strands, right over left.  Then you twist the two strands to the left, interweaving with the first two like a basket.  Do the same with the two strands to the right of the middle, interweaving with the already-twisted strands.  Repeat these steps for any remaining strands, working your way from the inside out.

There are much better instructions for doing this, including over a dozen pictures of the process.  I just didn’t want to duplicate effort by retyping and taking new pictures.  Once you’ve gotten all strands into the mix, you continue by simply braiding one side’s  outermost strand all the way to the middle, then doing the same with the outer strand on the other side.  Keep squishing the belt together and pulling the paracord strands tight with every braid, especially the inner two strands.

Using five 14-foot strands folded in half to make a 10-strand flat braid, I was able to end up with a belt just over five feet long.  I only trimmed about 4-6 inches from the end of each strand, so I have about 65 feet of survival paracord should I ever need it.  I’m a big guy, and I had belt to spare.  Thinner people may find themselves with too much belt, but paracord is cheap and you can always trim down, so start out big.

The tip of my survivalist paracord belt is just carefully wrapped electrical tape for now.

The tip of my survivalist paracord belt is just carefully wrapped electrical tape for now.

When I got to the end, I used electrical tape around the braid to keep it in place while I trimmed the tips and singed the ends with the lighter.  Not having anything else handy to use for the tip, I folded more tape over the exposed tips, then wrapped another layer around them for good measure.  I plan to hide that part of the belt when I wear it.  I’m sure it’ll be easy to find a better solution later.

The total cost of this project was $7 for the paracord at Cabela’s.  I had the other materials, including the buckle from an old belt.  It took a couple hours, but it’s easy to do during “lazy” time.  Try one for yourself, it’s fun!

Survival Training and Memberships, Part 4: Research

July 7, 2009

As part of becoming a survivalist, I realized there are a couple things everyone can do to train for the worst and improve their odds.  So far, I’ve uncovered four categories: Defense, Medical, Fitness, and Research.  I’ll tell you about my experiences so far, and what I have planned for the near future.  This is Part 4, Research.

The more I read in books or online, the more videos I watch, and the more I absorb survival info, the more I realize that I’ve done one of two things.  Either I was smart, and saved the best for last in this four part series, or I’m dumb for not making research the number one priority from the start.  Let’s go with saving the best for last :)

If I had to sort the four categories in order of importance, I’d move research to the front, and leave the rest as-is.  Knowledge is the most powerful weapon in the survivalist’s arsenal, no matter what the challenge.  What types of plants are edible?  How do you make rope in the wild?  How do you provide shelter, catch/harvest food, or coax water  from a desert?  Tools can be improvised, fitness can be replaced by know-how (within reason) and even medical skills are just a combination of tools and knowledge.  Every other category can, to an extent, be replaced by some survival knowledge and you’ll survive long enough to make up the difference.

The first book I read on this journey was Emergency: This Book Will Save Your Life by Neil Strauss.  It was nothing short of amazing.  While I don’t agree with his Bush-bashing or gushing optimism for the Obama presidency, it was amazing to see the transformation that took place in the author over eight years.  I don’t want to ruin the book for anyone, but suffice to say he morphs from clueless, to scared, to prepared for escape, and finally to something better altogether.  You’ll have to read the book to find out.

The books I’ve been interested in have been surprisingly hard to find.  If you have a Half Price Books in your area, they’re a great local resource for cheap books.  Their travel section will contain any books they have by survivalists who have braved interesting locations, and their sports section will have hiking/camping sections that may have what you’re looking for.  That being said, it’s incredibly frustrating to walk into their stores with a list of half a dozen books, as I did, and not have anyone who can tell you if any of them are in stock.  It’s even more frustrating to have to find out for yourself, shelf by shelf, that they’re not.

Of course, the big box stores aren’t much better.  Both Barnes & Noble, and Borders (which both let you check inventory from the web) don’t actually have most of the more popular books in stock!  I’m willing to pay full price for these, and they don’t have them.  Luckily, I did find two items at Half Price Books that I like.

Outdoor Survival by John “Lofty” Wiseman is a version of his famous SAS Survival guides, tailored to the general public.  You have to wade through some unfamiliar british terms, but the book is geared toward beginners and non-military. It’s a reference manual, with straightforward instructions on starting fires, catching food, purifying water, etc.  This book is largely about surviving in the wild, whether the world as we know it has come crashing down, or you’re just on a weekend camping trip with the family.

I’m also reading Wright’s Complete Disaster Survival Manual by Ted Wright.  This is more of a narrative, talking about the author’s experiences, and relating them to disaster survival almost in storybook fashion.  It has great advice, and deals more with urban survival during disasters.  this book is more about doomsday preparation, although he focuses on natural disasters.

Most people think of survival preparation as something conspiracy nuts do to prepare for armageddon.  The more I learn, the more I realize this is just a very unfortunate misconception.  Everybody should have a basic level of preparation, and be able to live without modern amenities – at least for a short while.  Most modern amenities are the result of electricity, water, and possibly natural gas being piped directly into our homes.  It doesn’t take much to disrupt any of these things.

I plan to continue reading and researching, and strengthening the most important tool in my arsenal; my knowledge.

Survival Training and Memberships, Part 3: Fitness

July 6, 2009

As part of becoming a survivalist, I realized there are a couple things everyone can do to train for the worst and improve their odds.  So far, I’ve uncovered four categories: Defense, Medical, Fitness, and Research.  I’ll tell you about my experiences so far, and what I have planned for the near future.  This is Part 3, Fitness.

I make no secret about my current level of survival fitness.  I weigh almost 300 pounds, and in a survival or disaster situation, this would be a huge (pun intended) liability.  I made a really good attempt to lose weight a couple years ago, and I lost 45 pounds as a result.  But I made the mistake of running a really long race, and afterward I needed a week of recovery time.  That week turned into a years-long vacation that only ended a few weeks ago.

I’m starting my current fitness effort the same way I did back then, with two differences.  First, I’m approaching this from a survival point of view.  The faded glory of that one great accomplishment, the race, is long gone.  I even gained back all the weight I’d lost, plus five pounds.  The slap in the face is that at the end of the race, I was one of the last finishers and they’d run out of medals.  Must have been an omen.  The second difference is that I’m in this for the long haul (survival is a lifetime pursuit, heh), and won’t let my daily regimen get too difficult to maintain.

All that said, I’m basically starting the same – by walking.  My recent 8 mile survival hike was sort of a baseline, after just a couple weeks of elevated walking.  I wear a step counter (pedometer) at all times, and I know that without trying, I average only 1,500 steps a day.  I work a desk job, which doesn’t help.  I’ve ramped up to walking 3-4 times that much every day.

I started by looking at the opportunities that exist without even leaving my house.  I have a large yard, and if I mow it the good way (overlapping 50% on each pass) it takes an hour and a half.  If I split the front and back yards into separate mowing days, I get about 3,000 extra steps each of those days.  I’ve also tried to be more diligent about taking out the trash more often, getting the baby, and even cleaning.  Those chores add up.

Next, I’ve started walking more with my family.  I’m using the opportunity to impart some survivalist training to my young boys while we’re at it.  They’re learning to read simple maps of the neighborhood to tell me where we need to turn next to reach out destinations.  It’s fun, and quality time.

Finally, as a last resort, I insert solitary walking time into my day.  I’ve figured out I walk about 1,000 steps every 10 minutes.  It’s crazy, I can double my usual amount of steps in a day, simply by walking 15 minutes.  That’s why it’s so easy to find 30-45 minutes a day to squeeze in that extra walking, and average around 5,000 steps.

The goal is to eventually get to about 10,000 steps a day.  It’s a big effort, and last time around I ended up eventually jogging those workouts because you get your steps in faster, and it’s the natural evolution in fitness training.  I just need to keep the focus on survival training, and that means striving for longer distances (walking or jogging) instead of faster times.  It also means that no matter how much running I start to do, hiking will need to remain as a staple of my workouts.

I have a good mid-term goal in mind.  Last winter I finally went deer hunting with my dad, after years of not being able to coordinate schedules.  Last year was brutal – hours a day of trekking through the Nebraska Sandhills left me out of breath and almost unable to continue more than once.  I want to be able to put in a good 4-8 hours of hiking per day to get the most out of the trip.  I want to be able to track a trophy buck for miles without tiring.  The advantage of hunting mule deer is that they only run until danger is out of sight, so if you’re in good shape you can make multiple attempts to approach the same animal until you succeed.

I hope that one day I’ll be in good enough shape that the name Chubby Survivalist will seem like a misnomer to people who didn’t know me before.

4th of July Hike

July 5, 2009

I decided to honor the 4th of July by putting some of my most basic survival skills to the test: walking, and even just existing, outside.  If you’ve read my page Me, by the Numbers you’ll know that I hadn’t yet tested some of the basics – how long I can survive outdoors, and how long I can hike.  Outdoor living is an obvious skill to any survivalist, but hiking is just as important.  It might very well be your main form of transportation in a disaster, and distances that take just 15 minutes in a car would likely take you all day on foot.

Pedestrian travel can take even longer if your city’s roads aren’t very walker-friendly.  For instance, many overpasses and underpasses have no place for walkers in Kansas City, forcing pedestrians miles out of their way just to get to the other side of one of the many interstates.  Historically, travelers had to deal with rivers, streams, and much hillier terrain, so we shouldn’t complain.  Here’s a strategy for overcoming this:

  1. Start a large pedestrian campaign in your city, eventually leading to a policy that every bridge, overpass, or underpass, indead every road, has a dedicated walkway.  The goal here is to make sure every place a car can go is just as accessible by pedestrians.
  2. Wait 10-15 years for this policy to manifest itself through new construction, and retro-fitting existing roadways.
  3. While you’re waiting, recall the Serenity Prayer.  Accept the things you cannot change, and simply take 3 months and build up your hiking fitness to the point where an extra mile isn’t the difference between life and death! Don’t depend on your local government to make things easy.  You might not even be in your own city when disaster strikes.

All sarcastic preachiness aside, I really just wanted to see what I’m capable of.  I’m reading a book about surviving natural disasters, and the decision to leave your car in an emergency to get home.  Most of the places I hang out with friends are actually 10-15 miles away from my house.  So if i can’t make it that far under perfect circumstances, with carefully prepared supplies, how could I hope to do it when the chips are down?

The Mission

Wake up at 5:30 am.  Drink my breakfast shake, specially prepared the night before.  Make a last bathroom trip, and leave from house on foot with plenty of water, food, and supplies, and a trekking pole.  Follow the nearby major street 2.5 miles to the well-maintained, paved 17 mile local bike trail.  See how far I can make it before calling the wife and kids to come get me.

Play it safe.  As a precaution, text message the wife every half hour.  If I miss 2, she will call me herself.  If I don’t answer, she’ll drive out to the trail and attempt to find me.  She has a map of the entire trail, with half-mile markers and vehicle access points clearly labelled.  She’ll know where I was no more than an hour prior, so she’ll start walking from there.  If she can’t find me quickly, she’ll call 911.

I’ll hike for 10.5 miles, 4 hours, or total exhaustion – whichever comes first.  I’ll then call family to pick me up at the nearest access point.  They’re spaced 2 miles apart, so I’m never more than 1 mile from an access point.

Here’s what I took with me:

  • A Camelbak 2-liter water carrier, worn like a backpack but smaller.  Still has minimal pocket space.
  • My survival tin with matches, bandages, and other goodies stuffed into an Altoids can and taped up to be waterproof.
  • A poncho and survival blanket.  It’s basically a large, thin, metallic sheet of foil meant to reflect water and wind, and reflect your body heat back to you.
  • 6 granola bars.
  • A glow stick, in case it gets dark or I need to be found/seen.
  • A flint/magnesium fire starting kit with tinder.
  • Extra shirt and pair of socks.  It’d rained all night, and I didn’t want to get drenched and have to stay that way before I had a chance to get the poncho on.
  • A trekking pole, which is a fancy walking stick with a palm strap, height adjustment, some shock absorption, and a mini compass built into the handle.
  • A camping knife.
  • A trail map.

What actually happened

Although I’d planned to be out of bed at 5:30, the alarm didn’t go off, and my wife woke me at 6:20.  For some reason, I felt like if I was going to be late, I should be exactly 1 hour late.  So I laid back down for 10 more minutes, which turned into 20.  When I first wake I’m delirious, so this goofy logic made sense at the time.  Aside from forgetting my pedometer for the first city block of the trip, the morning preparations went slow but well.  I officially hit the road at 7:15 am.

While the original intent of the trip was to gauge my hiking fitness and learn how to use the hiking pole I plan to always leave in my trunk, I found myself captivated by nature.  Overall, I saw 11 deer, 3 wild turkeys, a turtle, and even a feisty red crayfish crossing the bike path!  I took some pictures, stopped and stared, swordfought the crayfish stick-to-claw, and generally slowed my hiking pace while skyrocketing my enjoyment of the trip.  That, combined with a 75 minute late start, cut my walking short.

In summary, it was a 3 hour, 45 minute walk with 10 minute breaks every hour, and I made it 8 miles.  I was thrilled!  My pace was a little slow, but I made the full time I had available.  The family even got out and we walked part of the trail together looking for more deer (and spotting two).  The hardest part came afterward, when my muscles stiffened and walking was hard for about 24 hours.

Retrospective

Looking back, I can better prepare for my next hike.  Here are some problems I had, and my proposed solutions for next time.

P: I’m a bigger guy, and my thighs chaffed.  This was noticeable and slightly painful the last hour of the hike.
S:
Dare I look at buying a pair of biker shorts to wear under my clothes?  This would kill the friction, and nobody would be the wiser.

P: Soreness.
S:
This will get better with time, but I think stretching before and after will also help.

P: Not enough storage.  I had to stuff that camelbak, and I’m glad I didn’t have to try to refill it with all that other stuff pushing on the water bladder.
S:
I need a bigger hiking backpack, one that includes or accepts a 2-liter water bladder.  I think Wal-Mart has them for $20-30.

P: I wish it would have been easier to spot and photograph the wildlife I saw.
S:
I should borrow my wife’s camera instead of using the one on my phone.  Optical zoom would have made my deer pics come out much better.  Also, I need to find/buy a cheap set of binoculars.

P: My trekking pole was annoyingly clacky with every step.
S:
This was a cheap Wal-Mart pole.  In the long term, a better quality pole would be best.  For now, I’d settle for a rubber foot I can affix to the bottom.

I plan on doing this again, soon.  I’ll be walking every day to build my endurance.  Eventually, I’d like to be able to do an 8-hour hike with regular breaks, covering 15 miles or more.  Ultimately, I’d like to be able to extend the hike for days by carrying overnight gear.  We’ll see.

Survival Training and Memberships, Part 2: Medical Skills

July 2, 2009

As part of becoming a survivalist, I realized there are a couple things everyone can do to train for the worst and improve their odds.  So far, I’ve uncovered four categories: Defense, Medical, Fitness, and Research.  I’ll tell you about my experiences so far, and what I have planned for the near future.  This is Part 2, Medical Skills.

While a firearm is a good step toward safety, I’m not ignoring the other aspects of preparation.  One is basic medical training.  July 10th, I’ll be taking First Aid and Adult/Child/Infant CPR training through the Red Cross.  This is typically broken down into three separate courses: First Aid, Adult CPR, and Child/Infant CPR.  These are considered the staple certifications for basic preparedness, and are often required in jobs that involve the care of others.  Taken separately they can add up to over $100, but you can take them all together in a one-day course for just $60 in Kansas City.  I’m sure pricing is comparable in other cities.

This gives you 3 year certification for First Aid, and 1 year certification for Adult/Child/Infant CPR.  More importantly, it gives you the life skills necessary to care for yourself, your family, and others in times of need.  I’ve taken it before, but it’s been years.  My certifications have long expired, but more importantly my knowledge has too.  Just as I’m spending time at the shooting range to sharpen my shooting skills, I plan to volunteer at local events to practice and internalize my first aid training.

As an additional step, I want to take CERT training.  CERT stands for Community Emergency Response Teams.  This training is more extensive than the Red Cross training, spanning several weekly evening sessions involving disaster preparation and response.  For around $60, you get the training along with a pretty handy emergency kit.  You get a helmet and vest that identify you as a CERT member, along with a flashlight and other goodies.  There’s no obligation to serve in times of emergency, but you’ll likely be willing and able to coordinate your neighborhood in such a time.  Sadly, no classes are scheduled in my area in the near future, so I’m on a waiting list.  Perhaps there’s just not enough interest.  There should be.

Survival Training and Memberships, Part 1: Defense

July 1, 2009

As part of becoming a survivalist, I realized there are a couple things everyone can do to train for the worst and improve their odds.  So far, I’ve uncovered four categories: Defense, Medical, Fitness, and Research.  I’ll tell you about my experiences so far, and what I have planned for the near future.  This is Part 1, Defense.

I recently purchased my first handgun: a Glock 21SF, which is a .45 caliber semi-automatic pistol.  The SF stands for Short Frame, and fits in most people’s hands better.  Even having grown up around long guns (rifles and shotguns) I opted to take a basics class on handguns.  I live in Kansas City, and I highly recommend Targetmaster Shooting Academy after taking their three hour course.  It’s offered in the evenings, and for $80 I was taught by the president of the Kansas Rifle Association.  It also included a $20 annual membership to The Bullet Hole shooting range to practice your new skills, and all the gear (gun rental, ammo, eye and ear protection rental) that would normally cost about $25.  You also get some very informative handbooks, so it’s a great deal.

Of course, it’s important to realize that a class like this is just a starting point.  If you haven’t bought a gun, the class alone won’t protect you.  But with the skills learned, you can safely rent and fire a number of guns to see what works for you.  You can try out guns for just $5 at The Bullet Hole, which is a heck of a deal.  If you’ve already purchased a gun like I did, then practice is the next step.  I’m doing that regularly.  I’ll have to post some target pics!

I’ve joined the NRA, to help protect my gun rights.  The cost for a 1-year membership is $35.  I could swear I saw a deal for $10 off your first year somewhere, but I couldn’t find it when it came time to signup, so I paid full price.  That’s okay, because  it almost pays for itself in member discounts.

My next step with firearms will be to acquire my Kansas Concealed Carry permit.  This requires an 8 hour course, which can also be taken through Targetmaster Shooting Academy.  The course will be $100 after my NRA membership discount ($125 regularly) and the permit costs $110 in county and state fees.  I’ve already spent several hundred dollars on my gun, bulk ammo purchases (wal-mart has the best deals, but it goes fast when it’s in stock), class, and range fees, so I’m going to wait on this one.

I don’t plan on walking around everywhere with a gun, but I’d definitely like to carry it on hiking/camping trips when I’m away from “civilization”, and if I need to go somewhere unsafe, especially at night.

There are other forms of defense, including hand-to-hand combat and knife training.  I have friends who study Krav Maga and it seems to be an excellent martial art.  Personally, I’m starting this process very out of shape, and I have an eye condition that makes me prone to detached retinas if I’m hit in the face.  For those reasons, I’m postponing martial arts training.  Even with my eye condition, though, I plan to find a way to build some basic defense skills.  All in good time.

Starting with a Bang

July 1, 2009

For a few years, I’ve felt called to be more self-sufficient. I’ve made some attempts along the way, trying to camp more, fish more, and hike. It’s never really clicked, but the desire has still been there. Obviously, I’ve let myself get out of shape over the years, so that’s just made it harder. Recently, something changed that. I bought a gun.

I grew up around guns. My dad is a hunter, and us kids had an air rifle. It was fun for shooting cans in the back yard, and a handy way to keep the neighbors’ farm dogs from nosing through our trash! The plan has always been to get a handgun at some point, but poverty during my single days, followed by a fearful wife, have delayed that plan. I finally convinced her that the time has come.

I took three months to save up the money and do my research. I decided on a Glock 21SF. It’s a .45 caliber semi-automatic pistol, and it packs quite a punch. I finally bought it three weeks ago, and last week I took a safety/basics class. I’ve fired rifles and shotguns before, but never a handgun. If I’m going to have it in the house, I want to be as knowledgeable and safe as possible. The class was just $80, and laid a great foundation. I’ve been back to the range twice since then for target practice. I plan to go a couple times a month to improve and maintain my accuracy.

At first, I felt great. My gun safe was neatly tucked under my side of the bed, with the key stashed in a different part of the room, where the kids couldn’t get to it even if they knew where it was. I even practiced getting out of bed, getting the key, opening the safe, slapping the loaded magazine into the gun, and cocking it. I can do it in under 15 seconds, in the dark. With careful aim, I can hit the heart of a target at 15 yards. I’m sure if I needed to do it quickly, I could manage to disable an intruder from across a room. But then something happened. The initial euphoria wore off, and I still didn’t feel safe.

It occurred to me that I’ve never had the need to use a gun, and there’s a chance I never will. I don’t regret getting it, but I know that it’s only part of preparing for the worst. I want to feel safe, and as a husband and father that includes the safety of my family. That’s what sparked my interest in survival/disaster preparation. I want to be able to live without modern amenities if I need to, and I want my family to be secure.

You don’t have to be a conspiracy nut to be a survivalist. You don’t have to believe the entire system is going to collapse to make basic preparations. Look at Hurricane Katrina. The residents of New Orleans knew they lived in a high flood risk area. What if everyone had basic first aid training, and a week’s worth of food, drinking water, and supplies? Could lives have been saved? Could the lives of the survivors have been easier during that disaster?

Sometimes when you’re ready for something in life, it finds you. A friend recommended the book Emergency: This Book Will Save Your Life by Neil Strauss. I read it, and it changed my way of thinking. I’ll do a thorough review of the book another day. Suffice to say, it was good and led me to pick up two more books – one about surviving in the wilderness, and one about preparing for natural disasters. I’m also signed up for First Aid and Adult/Child CPR class offered through the local Red Cross on July 10th. For just $60, I’ll be certified in these skills, but more importantly I’ll be able to apply them to saving lives and assisting those in need, should disaster strike.

I have to believe that the people who can help others survive during difficult times will be very valuable. I’d like to be one of those people.

Today I Have Nothing. From Here I Rise!

June 29, 2009

Hello, I’m a 300 pound softie. Although I camped, fished, and worked outside a lot as a kid, being in the tech industry for the last ten years has left me out of shape, and unable to protect myself and my family should disaster ever strike. I’m looking to change that. But first, a little background.

When I was 19 years old, I had a falling out with my parents. I packed up everything my 1986 Ford Tempo would fit, and left home. I had to pawn some very precious possessions (and was never able to get them back) in order to pay the deposit on my first apartment. And the only cash I had to my name was a large jar of change I cashed out at the bank on my way out of town. It didn’t amount to much, but it was enough for gas money and food until my first paycheck at a new job. Except for one penny.

One penny in the jar would not go through the change sorting machine, because it was deformed. I looked at that bent penny and realized it was about 100% of my net worth at that point.

I remember that day, deciding that I was a man. I held that penny in my fist, looked up to God, and said, “Today I have nothing. From here I rise!” Over the years, I’d learn that there isn’t a day you “become a man” – every day that you make the right decisions for yourself and those who depend on you, you grow a little more in your manhood. Sure I was self-reliant, but a skinny 19 year old doesn’t need much. Now I have a family to provide for, and I understand that manliness is my ability to support and protect them.

That brings me to this blog. Fast forward a decade, and I’ve grown overweight and complacent. I’ve made attempts to lose weight and even get back into nature. Some were half-hearted, some were more committed. All have failed thus far.

First and foremost, I want to be able to take care of my family in an emergency. Our American minds tend to think in terms of 9/11. That may or may not ever happen to my city. Some of us think of Hurricane Katrina, and that’s getting closer. People complained about the federal government not doing enough, but here are some facts:

  • The city of New Orleans knew for a long time their levies weren’t strong enough, but didn’t invest in reinforcing them.
  • People were told to evacuate days/weeks before disaster hit, and many (maybe most) refused.
  • It takes time to mobilize disaster relief, and it’s incumbent upon us citizens to make basic preparations for the unexpected. We should be able to survive on our own for at least a week without water, electricity, and food being provided to us.

Whether you think the federal government responded quickly enough during Katrina is irrelevant. No amount of post-disaster outrage will bring back your family if you weren’t prepared, no matter who is at “fault”.

My other, parallel goal is to get in much better shape. Not only will it increase the survival odds of my entire family in an emergency, it will also improve our quality of life if Daddy is able to play more, and outdoor activities become a bigger part of our everyday lives.

So here I go. My goal is to blog every day about my efforts to become a survivalist. It started with the book Emergency! by Neil Strauss. We’ll find out together where it ends.


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